​When Action Soup Studios was destroyed in an attack by an extremist group bent on destroying all fun in the Multiverse one beard and moustache escaped… … … and one dog… The dog nursed the facial hair back to health and trained it in the ancient ways of dog farts. Using this elemental power the beard and moustache inflated their own shadow into the form of a man. Thus was born Flatulent Shadow! The dog did that shaking thing dogs do when they’re wet and the first part of his name fell off. He took up the mantel of Flatulent to become Flatulent Bastard. Together Flatulent Shadow and Flatulent Bastard restore fun to the Multiverse wherever it has been lost!

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